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Anyway, whether it’s a costly fine, misdemeanor or even a felony, the escorting business will never diminish.  Men will always want sex and women will always use that to their advantage.  This article is written for the very horny men in cities across the country.  These men don’t mind paying for an escort, but will never go through with it due to the “Risks” involved.  Therefore, I’m here to let men know that it’s very easy to find and use an escort with minimal to 0% risk.  Although, it may be easy, it’s definitely a timely process with many details and nothing can be left for chance.  Remember, we want the real deal with zero risk.  If you use and follow the following instructions, you’ll be absolutely fine.

This article would be extremely helpful to an Escort too.  For example, companies become successful by always being 100% honest with their customers, knowing their customer demographic, and advertising in places that will always reach customer.  On the other hand, you can always kill your business with false advertising (AKA FAKE PICTURES & DIFFERENT NAMES).

(** By writing this article it doesn’t mean I’m promoting the Escort business or saying it’s okay to do.  Personally, I believe pimping and human trafficking for sex are both insanely horrible.  The men or women behind either should get the death penalty, but a very slow and painful death.  It must be something that is extremely painful but takes a long time to actually kill you.
  • EVERYTHING YOU READ AND SEE IN THE BRIEF OR GALLERY COULD BE 100% BULL$H!T…DO NOT FALL FOR ANYTHING.  IT’S ALL A GAME AND THAT’S WHY I AM HERE TO TEACH YOU.
  • The following numbers will be tips on how to avoid walking into a room with a cop, a room that has a bunch of thugs ready to beat you unless you give them the money, a room where in the ad she was 5’6, 120 pounds, DD’s, tan with a beautiful face and now you see an obese rhino weighing 285, 5’1, B’s, pale with stretch marks all over from all the kids and a face like horse.  PAY ATTENTION!!
  • Always google the phone # and make sure the same person is on different escort sites.  NEVER EVER use a phone # where no other information on this person can’t be found on google.
  • This should have been the first step, but you are going to open the ad and see all of the pictures along with her headline on “why I am the best”.  In this page you can rule out so many fakes by checking the following: A) glamour shots – never trust a glamour shot and I don’t even care if there is only 1 glamour out of 10 shots.  B)AVOID pictures that cannot be blown up.  Under the picture it will say “Enlarge Picture”.  However, if there are more than 5 pictures and only 1 does not give you the enlarge option, it should be okay.  Just use your good judgment and see how close they compare to all the others. C) No Face = No Business.  This should be common sense for most customers but it’s extremely important to use your “Head” up top when narrowing it down.  D) Look at every picture very closely and look for similarities between them.  For example, is there a tattoo in every picture that you see in 1?  Are the body parts equally proportioned?
  • Most don’t want you to text these days and say “my phone doesn’t even accept it”.  We all know that’s B.S once again and I would text either way with some questions. “Still in town?”  “so 100 is for unrushed 30 min no matter what?”  The majority want you in and out asap.  You are gross to them most likely, but you paid for TIME.  What happens if you pull an “american pie” and it’s only been 1 minute???  Your not going to want to leave bc you blew it so fast.  Time is important.
  • When you call don’t be nervous and get a feel for the personality.  I can’t tell you how important this is.  I’d rather take an average person with looks with great personality and makes me feel relaxed than a nasty attractive one that rushes you and makes you feel stressed.  Stress = Very Bad Time = Waste of Money = Thoughts after of what you could have spend that money on.
  • Google the phone number.  I know this is #4 as well but it’s vital to a successful rendezvous.  You need to search the number every way possible too.  For example, let’s take a number such as 123-456-0000.  You will need to search using all these different methods: (123)-456-0000, 123-456-0000, 1234560000, (123)456-0000, 123.456.0000.  If you cannot find anything = STAY AWAY.
  • If all the pictures are of them taking it with their phone in the mirror, which looks like a motel, could be positive.

Well this should get you started and feel free to leave some comments, questions or concerns.  The best that can happen is you find one that is local and treats you great.  Then you never have to worry about searching again.

So do I really need to make a list now for the person providing the services.  Basically, just look at the list I provided the customers and make sure you follow those basics.  Ok, I will do a quick list:  

  • Have a legit phone number that is yours and not used by others.  We google your number just so you know.
  • Know what pics you have up and check your ad throughout the day.  If we see a dude taking the picture bc of a reflection in the mirror or glass door, it’s definitely a NO!!
  • Glamour shots are pathetic and are only hurting your business
  • Be nice on the telephone and you won’t be alone all night
  • Always make sure customers can “Enlarge Picture”
  • Use recent pictures and not ones before you got pregnant.
  • Start using the text and asking if I am a cop.  That doesn’t work with the whole cop thing.
  • Show some class and not desperation.  “SPECIALS SPECIALS $50 SPECIALS”.  Really?  I don’t even want to know how gross and fat you are.
  • Check out your competition online and see what they look like.
  • All we want is the TRUTH.  An honest fat girl that shows her real pictures and has a good personality is much more appealing to an attractive girl in the pics, with attitude on phone.
  • Stop saying you are “new in town” when you have been in same city for over a month.  Are you really “Back By Popular Demand”!!!!  What a pathetic tagline.