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It drives me crazy when someone close to me has body odor.  It’s absolutely disgusting.  I’ll take a fart over body odor any day of the week.  A person with body odor is the following:

  • Selfish
  • Disgusting
  • Lazy
  • Cheap
  • Clueless about American Culture
  • Waste of Fresh Air – Literally!

There definitely should be a law that throws people in jail for the day if they enter society with B.O.  There’s absolutely no reason for it.  Coming from the gym after an intense workout is NOT an acceptable excuse.  If you use quality deodorant after you shower in the morning, it will last all day and through harsh conditions.  Don’t get me started on that person that always stinks at the gym.  You can’t even go within 10 feet of the person, meaning your workout will likely be compromised.

The only acceptable reason I’d accept is if you escaped from being kidnapped for more than 24 hours.  That’s understandable.  Actually, I’ll accept those who are homeless too.  However, I’ve come across more non-homeless people with body odor than those who are.  Yes, it’s sad, I know.

I don’t buy the “they don’t use deodorant in their culture.”  Fu$% That!  If you are living in the United States it’s time to make an exception to the rules of your culture.  There’s nothing racist and prejudice about it either.  So don’t give me that bull$h!t too.

Why do you think the price of soap, shampoo, and deodorant are so cheap???  Why do you think it’s sold in mini versions too???  Stores are practically giving away these items for free.  The leaders of this country are doing their best to keep you clean.  Nobody wants to be around a smelly person.  We’re talking only $2 – $4 a month here.  Do your fellow patrons a favor and?

Make All of America Smelling Great Again!