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I’ve tried them all.  I’ve been on Match, the Jewish people only one and many others.  When and why did women become so uptight and prude?  I remember when I was in college in the late 90’s how easy it was to pick up a woman on aol.com just by filling in the search criteria.  For example, I would narrow down my search to “Female, 18-60, divorced, any weight” and literally be at her house that night.  Yes, I had no standards back then and most of these women were disgusting, but it worked.

Actually, right after college I was doing the same thing and I went over to her house and a huge man opened the door.  I ran back to my car and got the hell out of there as fast as possible.  So that next Monday I was listening to the major rock station in the area I was living at the time and they had a segment on “Why Your Weekend Sucked”.  So I called in and didn’t get through the first few times but then got someone.  I gave him a brief rundown of what happened to me and he put me live on the air.  So I told the story and the radio DJ’s loved it.  They were so impressed on how I picked up these women and asked me if I would be interested in calling in every Monday with new stories.  I said yes.  So every week I would call in and they even made a little jingle about me and my “internet escapades in search of overweight women” yada yada.

I know I am off topic here but one time when I called they said there was a female listener who wanted to speak to me.  She got on the line and said “So you like divorced, overweight women with kids because they are easy to get with?”  I said yes that is correct.  She then said “so would your boss be easy to get with?”  I was kind of startled and then recognized the voice.  It was my boss!!  She actually did fall into that category, but had a fantastic sense of humor.  When I got off the air and hung up the phone, my friend immediately called me who lived in the same area (I never told my friends about this) and he said “you sick fu*^!”  He loved it actually and helped me make up stories, because in reality they all had the same outcome :-).

So now you have these dating sites where these women are all prude and paranoid to meet up.  Getting her phone number is now equivalent to asking for something like oral.  The silly part is you can probably go online and find the number in 2 minutes among other personal information (Save this topic for another time).  “I think we should email each other a few more times before I give you my number”  Are you kidding me with that BS?  These girls will put their entire lives on facebook and other social media platforms, but won’t give out their phone number.

Here is the main problem and I would love to have someone tell me I’m wrong on this.  These dating websites are all free to sign up and put your pictures on as well.  It’s also usually free to see who is looking at your profile.  So since women all love attention, they make up their profiles, don’t become members and just want to see who is checking them out.  If a good looking guy checks them out, they will call their friends and then they will all log on to check the guy out.  That’s it!

Basically, dating websites have become just another social media platform.  Nobody takes it serious and actually uses it, the way it was intended to be used.  Only the fat girls take it serious, but in their profile they will put “a few extra pounds” or “average”.  They need to just put “Fat” or “Obese” as an option.