F irst let me say that just the thought of a woman with a mustache makes me want to throw-up. However, it is also a topic that I need more answers to, because it makes no sense.
The only way I would feel it’s slightly acceptable is if the woman is blind or has no hands on either arm. It’s still not an excuse though to have one because aren’t you living with someone in either case that could the removing for you? (I call it removing because I don’t like using the words woman and shaving in the same sentence)
You know it’s there because even the most disgusting, cheap and rat-infested apartment in New York City 100% has a mirror in it. Therefore, what’s the excuse? Is it because you are just too lazy? Just another “woman related” task that you don’t have time for? Well, too bad!!! It’s not fair to society to have to see that horrible feature on your face.
I know what you are thinking if this is man reading, that it’s even worse when they put on red lipstick. (I seriously just puked in my trash can with that thought). If I had to choose between”2 girls 1 cup” on 24 hours straight or passing “lipstick mustache lady” on the street for a 3 second glimpse, it without a doubt would be time to head to YouTube and grab a bag of popcorn.
Am I the only one who feels this way? A few years ago, I wanted to start a new organization called M.A.W.W.M. Can you figure it out? If not, “Men Against Women with Mustaches.” If you want to start it up, I’m ready and will even get some t-shirts made up. I have a logo I made up too, but will have to find it.
Now the one thing I REALLY don’t get is when I see a beautiful woman with a mustache. Help me understand…. So, you wake up in the morning, go straight to the gym because your body is amazing, come home, shower, spend 1 hour on hair, 1 hour on makeup and another hour finding something to where. Basically, 3 hours right in front of a mirror correct??? So why the f^&k are you not getting rid of that hideous stache? You went from a super-hot playboy looking woman to that nasty actress who was the mean lady in “The Goonies” and “Throw Momma from the Train.” Is it “Anne Ramsey?” I’d rather kiss her than even have to look at women with mustaches. It makes me so freaking mad, because I just don’t get it.
The worst was when I had to work with a Puerto Rican girl who had one every day the entire 6 years, I worked with her. I tried so many times to give hints about it, but nothing, until one day another MAWWM member who worked there mentioned it to her. No what her excuse was? Take a wild guess…hint is in my 2nd sentence of this paragraph. “It’s just a part of being Spanish and Puerto Rican and I can’t do anything about it. Plus, my skin is very sensitive and will break out into a rash if I try to shave it.” I don’t even want to respond to her comment and excuse she made for herself. I’ve seen plenty of Spanish and Puerto Rican women who don’t have whiskers above their top lip. There is a whole aisle at every pharmacy, Target and Walmart with just lotions. So don’t give me that sensitive skin B.S. You are just lazy and gross along with making 6 years of my life miserable every day while at work. Remember in “Good Will Hunting” when Ben Affleck’s character tells Will about the best part of his day. Well, the best part about my day is the commute to work each morning with strong hopes of when I arrive, she would be there and the mustache is completely gone. Never Happened!
Please lady’s if you are reading this and know someone who needs help just contact MAWWM and we will be at your doorstep within 24 hours to provide a free waxing, instruction guide, free training lessons and free counseling for 30 days (if needed to stay in routine).
So what’s the moral of this story? That is absolutely right, –> Women Should Only Have Hair In One Location Which Is The Head. Arms OK Only If Very Light Hair. THAT’s IT!!!!!!
